Friday, September 19th at 06:45AM

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

Friday, September 19th at 06:45AM

laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

(Source: laughing420)

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt)

Thursday, September 18th at 12:02AM